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Missing McRaw found?

15 Dec

Telephoto shot of McRaw, yesterday?

News reached the Tabloid last night from our office in New Zealand that missing tvLIVI crew member Stewart McRaw may possibly have been found at last.

McRaw went missing in November following an accidental snub at the British Motor Corporation Stadium over a cup of tea.  Numerous sightings have since been reported, but each one has proven to be a dead end.

Sighting

However the Tabloid team in New Zealand’s South Island has reportedly made a sensational confirmed sighting of McRaw, hiding in the country’s Southern Alps.  A grainy photo taken from long distance DOES seem to show the missing man, but remains inconclusive.

Identity

McRaw has allegedly been holed-up with local film maker Peter Jackson, and has even undergone a change of identity in order to remain under the public radar.  The Tabloid understands he now goes by the name of ‘Smeagol’, and is masquerading as a grotesque subterranean hermit.

But sources close to Jackson say McRaw has secretly been utilising his filming talents by advising the Kiwi on the set of his latest movie.

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tvLIVI man sparks missing fears

30 Nov

Edinburgh (L) and McRaw (R), last week

tvLIVI were last night facing a major crisis due to one of their crew members going missing.

The crew who brave all weathers and perilous vantage points simply to bring us match highlights of all Livi’s games consists of cameraman/editor Peter Edinburgh and his ever-smiling statistician/webmaster, Stewart McRaw.

And it’s McRaw absence which has sparked the latest fears.

Happy

A deeply concerned Edinburgh told the Tabloid of his concerns last night.  “Everyone knows Stu is the bubbliest, happiest man anyone has ever met.  His smile is infectious, and even Frankie Boyle was forced to shake his hand and offer victim immunity when Stu was in the front row of his gig the other week.

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